Ash Wednesday

This is a test.  For the next sixty seconds, this blog will conduct a test of the Emergency Lenten Penance System.  This is only a test:

 

If this had been an actual emergency, the signal you just heard of your stomach growling would have been followed by a ferocious feeding frenzy, and you would now be up to your elbows in chocolate and barbecue sauce.  In that event, you would have been instructed to pack yourself off to the nearest available confessional, using the assistance of a wheelbarrow if necessary.


This concludes our test of the Emergency Lenten Penance System.